“ TWINKLE ” CANNOT SAVE YOU
REAL TIME INTEL FROM THE GAY SEX COMMAND CENTER CANNOT SAVE YOU
DESKFONES CANNOT SAVE YOU
YOUR BRUTALIST REBUKE OF CONSUMER CAPITALISM, THAT BOTH REJECTS AND EMBRACES THE INSINCERITY OF THE BRAND AT ITS ESSENCE BY IMPOSING A TEMPTING YET ULTIMATELY UNWELCOME EXPERIENCE OF “FAST FOOD,” WHICH IS TO SAY FOOD THAT FLEES YOUR OWN MEMORY BEFORE YOU’VE HAD A CHANCE TO CONSUME IT (FOR NO INDIVIDUAL HAPPY MEAL CAN BE SO HAPPY AS TO DWELL UPON IT IN FUTURE DAYS, SHOULD YOU BE SO UNLUCKY AS TO EXPERIENCE SUCH A VANTAGE POINT), CANNOT SAVE YOU
CANCELING BACK RUBS CANNOT SAVE YOU
CLOWN FRIEND FROM WAHLTOYS CANNOT SAVE YOU
FAITHFUL ADHERENCE TO THE HALLOWEEN LAW CANNOT SAVE YOU
ENSURING THAT EVERY CHILD IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD CAN ENJOY A PLEASING HALLOWEEN PIEROGI CANNOT SAVE YOU